It's funny. I've been with a woman before - once. It was so exhilirating up until the climax (otherwise known as the day of the thiiinnnnng). We would meet up in the executive bathroom and kiss and finger and touch - but then when it got REAL- and it was time to do the nasty...like then it fell dry.



I know why this happened too. It was all my fault...



I'm really funny about where I put my mouth. I see it, and i wanna lick it and do all kinds of things to it but then my conscious tells me - "nonono!!!You don't know where that pussy has been" - and then I do something corny like go for the saran wrap.



I'm married now - but even when I used to suck a dates dick back in the day it would be with a condom - how can you enjoy lesbianism if you're like me?